WONDERLAND

paynenvy:

hahry:

should i do homework or burn my school

the first one sounds like a lot of work

(Source: taccone)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

amoying:

penguinize:

amoying:

penguinize:

16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO

THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS

stay in school kids…

#started from the bottom now were here

(Source: daylp)

connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

wwworldwide:

wwworldwide:

tell me a joke